1. Leg

If the day had been any brighter, it would have exploded. Ruby pushed her five-dollar sunglasses so far up the bridge of her nose her eyelashes smashed against the lenses. This didn't help. She still felt invaded. Seemed like post-Giuliani Manhattan just kept getting garishly brighter, like the whole damn town was ready to blow.

Ruby stood tapping her foot against the sidewalk in front of the doctor's office. The Psychiatrist was uncharacteristically late and Ruby started hoping Dr. Jody Ray had forgotten their appointment. Two more minutes and Ruby would gladly give up and go home to Coney Island, where, in spite of the bawdy amusement park and the broadness of sky over ocean, Ruby didn't need sunglasses even when walking on the beach at high noon.

Today wasn't a hot day. Anything under 80 and Ruby, who speculated that her personal genetic code was less removed from that of lizards than most people's, tended to get a chill. This day, weighing in around 75 degrees, was bearable, but not the kind of bordering-on-tropical heat that made Ruby feel good all over. She was barely warm enough in a red halter-top and jeans.

Ruby considered lighting a cigarette but decided against it in case The Psychiatrist did suddenly appear. It would be one more thing to discuss. Ruby's total lack of regard for the well- being of her lungs. Truth of the matter was, Ruby liked her lungs fine, she just liked cigarettes even better. There had been valiant attempts to quit. Entire weeks spent putting in extra miles on her bicycle, gnawing a huge wad of Nicorette, breathing hard through her nose when the urges came. Eventually, some minor life detail would catch her off guard. The tension would build and, after a ten-minute moral struggle, Ruby would high-tail it to the bodega at the corner of Surf and Stillwell to buy a pack of Marlboro Lights. She would barely make it out of the store before frantically ripping through the cellophane, extracting a cigarette, lighting up and inhaling deeply, savoring the violation of her lungs. Afterward, Ed would smell the smoke on her and complain. Why? He'd ask giving her that pained look. Ed liked Ruby's lungs too. In theory, Ed liked the entire five feet and four inches of Ruby Murphy but it hadn't felt that way to her lately. Another thing to avoid telling The Psychiatrist. Providing Dr. Jody Ray ever showed up.

A whisper-thin young woman walked by, talking on a cell phone as her small white dog strained on its leash. The animal pulled its way right over to Ruby and began wagging its abbreviated tail, looking up at Ruby with limpid brown eyes. As Ruby bent down to pet the dog, the young woman yanked at the leash.

"It's okay, I love dogs," Ruby said.

The woman looked at Ruby blankly, said Hold on, Jerry into her phone, then reached down, scooped the dog under her arm, and walked away, angry at her pets' forcing an unscheduled human interaction.

Ruby reflected that she'd like to have a dog. Instead, she had four cats. Furry sociopaths. It was slightly embarrassing. Even the pet-food store people spoke to her gently, as if she weren't firing on all cylinders. It hadn't been Ruby's idea to have four cats though. Two were hers, the other pair belonged to Ed. He had moved in a year earlier, mingling his few possessions with hers and adding his two cats to the tally. It was like a farm in their apartment. A farm above a Russian furniture store within spitting distance of the Cyclone rollercoaster.

A cab suddenly veered to a stop just a few feet in front of Ruby, its nose coming within inches of ramming a hydrant on the sidewalk. The back door was flung open and out came Dr. Jody Ray. She was all legs and white skirt suit. Her natural red hair caught the sun and held it.

"I'm so sorry, Ruby, there was terrible traffic," The Psychiatrist said.

"That's fine," Ruby drawled even though she'd rushed to make it there on time.

Ruby watched The Psychiatrist descend the three steps to the office door. Ruby felt mischievous and asked How are you? Knowing full well that Dr. Jody Ray would deflect the question.

The Psychiatrist pivoted her head, looked Ruby in the eyes, and said: "Fine, thank you."

Ruby was delighted. For the first year of the doctor/patient relationship, Jody Ray had refused to answer direct questions and had invariably thrown the question back at Ruby in a clichéd way that stank three states away. The Psychiatrist still didn't volunteer many personal details, but she'd at least conceded to giving Ruby a ballpark figure of fine or very well. Even if it was a lie. Which, in this instance, it would prove to be.

As Ruby followed Jody Ray into the waiting room area, she felt very tired. Ruby was no longer young. Well, to someone living in a retirement community she was. To herself she was of moderate age. To the casting agent Ruby had once met with for three minutes (at the urging of an actor friend who'd been convinced that Ruby's slightly odd but intriguing looks could yield lucrative bit parts on television shows,) Ruby had been very old. When Ruby admitted to being 34, the casting agent made a horrified face that savaged fifty grand of plastic surgery, and, in a stage whisper, had urged that Ruby never admit to this again.

"You're nineteen," the casting agent said. Ruby laughed. The casting agent never called and Ruby continued on with her downwardly mobile job at the Coney Island Museum. The job had gotten more interesting lately. Her boss, Bob, who ran both the sideshow and the museum, had decided to start a sideshow school. For a nominal fee, a civilian could learn to eat fire, drive nails up his nose, or walk on broken glass. The small but endless parade of applicants enlivened the atmosphere of the dusty little museum. There were worse fates than working there. And Ruby had experienced some of them. For example, one of her lovers had been murdered in front of her eighteen months earlier. Which was why Ruby had first come to knock on Dr. Jody Ray's door. Ruby's life had not always been easy but it hadn't been the sort of life where murder was commonplace. She would never get over it completely. She needed help.

The Psychiatrist was now standing in the middle of the waiting room, hunting for something in her yellow leather purse. Ruby let her eyes drift over the room. The walls were still a flat white. The loveseat was, as ever, covered in flower-motif brocade. To its right was a low table on top of which sat an immense fish tank, its inhabitants swimming and occasionally puckering their mouths. There were three office doors off the waiting area, but Ruby seldom saw the other psychiatrists whose names were engraved into a brass plaque on the front door. Ruby would occasionally bump into their patients in the waiting room and would vigorously speculate as to what might be wrong with them, but she almost never saw the other doctors.

The Psychiatrist seemed confused about which key opened her office door. As Ruby watched this uncharacteristic fumbling, she observed that Dr. Jody Ray's fingernails were chewed down. Ruby thought it was strange that she'd never noticed this before, stranger still that The Psychiatrist was a nail-biter. She was such a poised woman. Ruby was tempted to comment on the bitten nails. To ask just how a woman who was evidently compelled to chew herself might be qualified to uncloud anyone's subconscious. Ruby stifled the urge.

The Psychiatrist at last fitted the correct key in the door and pushed it open. Ruby followed her in then flopped into an overstuffed armchair. She closed her eyes and listened to The Psychiatrist rustling as she settled herself. Familiar, soothing sounds. A depositing of the purse on the small bookcase under the window. The barely audible smoothing of the skirt. A shifting of weight as The Psychiatrist made herself comfortable.

Ruby waited ten or so seconds after the settling sounds had stopped. Then, she waited longer. She enjoyed forcing The Psychiatrist to speak first.

"So," The Psychiatrist finally succumbed, "how was your week, Ruby?"

"Oh fine," Ruby said, wondering why she was lying. "How was yours?"

There was a tiny intake of breath followed by a startling response. "I've had better weeks to be quite frank."

"Oh?" Ruby said, feeling a small thrill at the revelation.

"Yes. But please talk about yourself now." The Psychiatrist scowled at Ruby and, in that moment, looked old. Though the casting agent would have urged Jody Ray to claim herself barely 30, The Psychiatrist, Ruby knew, was 45 . Dr. Jody Ray took excellent care of herself. There was probably a vigorous exercise regime, vitamins, regular full body exfoliation, and vigorous use of a drawer full of sex toys in addition to an appealingly dark and scruffy husband Ruby had met once. Ordinarily, Jody Ray looked to be in her mid-thirties. But just then, with a beam of afternoon sun snaking its way through the Venetians, spotlighting a network of wrinkles around The Psychiatrist's eyes, Jody Ray looked old.

Ruby started feeling like a heel for playing games with The Psychiatrist. She launched into the first complaint. "Ed is obsessed with that new horse I mentioned last session. " Ruby offered. The Psychiatrist nodded slightly. She was used to hearing about Ruby's horse-trainer boyfriend's workaholism. How he lived and breathed horses. How he talked horses in his sleep. How he forgot to eat or bathe sometimes because his head was clouded with horses.

"He's spent two nights sleeping at the barn with the damn horse instead of coming home. I've been thrown over for a knock-kneed horse." Ruby said.

"Knock-kneed?" The Psychiatrist asked.

'Yes. Juan the Bullet is a knock-kneed New York bred. And he's tiny. He's a nice horse, but not that nice. Maybe Ed's obsessed with the horse because there's something missing between us."

Life had come into The Psychiatrists eyes. She liked horses. It wasn't a girls and horses thing. Ruby found the whole girls and horses thing offensive and degrading to horses. No. As far as Ruby knew, The Psychiatrist did not walk around harboring erotic feelings for horses. The Psychiatrist's husband owned several racehorses trained by Ruby's friend, Violet. It was Violet who'd introduced Ruby to The Psychiatrist after Ruby had watched Attila Johnson being murdered. Yes. Ruby's murdered lover had been named after a Hun. Ruby didn't remember how the original Attila had met his end, but her Attila had been shot by a sociopath. In front of her. After shooting Attila, the sociopath had left the scene of the crime. He had never threatened Ruby herself. He had left her there with her dead lover. There hadn't been a working phone in the place and Ruby had stayed there for hours, cradling Attila's lifeless head in her hands. Afterward, this image had haunted her. The blood from the small, neat bullet wound drying on her fingertips. The once vivid blue eyes paling as death did its work. Now, after sixteen months of visits to The Psychiatrist, the image was beginning to fade. The haunting would never stop, but the image was fading.

"All Ed thinks about is that damned horse." Ruby added after a pause.

"But it's probably not even about the horse," The Psychiatrist offered.

"Well then what? Ruby asked, "He's just sick of me and the horse is an excuse?"

"Not sick of you. But avoiding something."

"Yeah. Me."

"Maybe you two need to talk."

Ruby shrugged. She felt something then. Something crawling down her neck. Maybe someone was walking on her grave. Maybe someone was talking about her. Maybe Ed was talking about her. Or thinking about her. One could only hope. The crawling went all the way down her spine and tucked itself into her tailbone. She suddenly needed to pee.

"I'm sorry but I have to use the bathroom," Ruby said, feeling a slight thrill at this announcement. She'd never had to get up in the middle of a session before. This was new turf. Ruby loved new turf.

"By all means, please," The Psychiatrist said. Ruby rose from her chair. As she pulled The Psychiatrists' office door closed behind her, her tailbone began to throb. She stood looking around at the small waiting room. The couch was in its place. The fish tank rested, as ever, on its low table. Ruby took a few steps toward the fish tank, suddenly feeling guilty over never having cared about the fish. Hailing from a family of borderline personalities who were indifferent at best to fellow humans, but obsessively empathetic to creatures great and small, Ruby was supposed to care about fish. But she rarely looked at these or any fish. She made up for this now by staring into the tank. The fish were glorified goldfish. One was white with black spots, like a paint horse. The rest were orange. For some reason, they were all congregating at the bottom left corner of their tank, steering clear of a big thing that was taking up a good portion of real estate. Ruby wondered what the thing was. It was bluish white and, at its end, where it nubbed up against the bright green fish-tank pebbles, there was something that looked like toes.

Ruby's spine was on fire now.

At the other end of the thing, the end sticking out of the tank, there was gore. Blood. Ruby blinked and took two steps closer. The fish were in very tight formation now, squeezing next to one another as they tried to avoid contact with what appeared to be the lower half of a human leg. It occurred to Ruby that, in spite of the realness of the gore at the end of the leg, maybe this was just a plastic leg. A prank by a disgruntled patient. Maybe the chatty woman with flowing white hair who often emerged from her appointment with one of the other psychiatrists right when Ruby emerged from hers. Ruby mistrusted chatty people. Their chattiness was either a side effect of psychiatric medication that gave them verbal diarrhea or, alternately, a sign of profound stupidity. To Ruby, excessive talking was one of the biggest offenses in the book. Right up there with pedophilia and bestiality. Maybe the chatty white-haired woman had snapped at having no one to chitter at. She had put a plastic leg in the fish tank to make the world pay for its collective sin of not listening to her.

Ruby took one more step toward the leg. This is no plastic leg, Ruby thought. But it still didn't seem real.

Ruby reviewed her mental pictures of the previous half hour. She remembered glancing at the fish tank on the way into The Psychiatrists' office. There had not been a leg in the tank at that time.

Ruby noticed that the big toe of the leg was caught on some decorative coral. She started backing away and bumped up against a wall. She turned around and opened The Psychiatrists' door. The Psychiatrist smiled at Ruby expectantly.

"Jody," Ruby said, "Something has gone wrong."

At first the psychiatrist didn't move. She knitted her eyebrows and looked concerned. Ruby had to begin gesticulating wildly to get Jody up from her chair and into the waiting room.

Jody Ray's initial reaction seemed to be the same as Ruby's. She tilted her head slightly, looking at what she thought was a plastic leg. She started frowning at the bad joke. Ruby thought of things to say. Nothing seemed to fit the occasion.

As The Psychiatrist took a few steps closer to the fish tank, her jaw went slack. She stood gaping ahead for a few very long seconds, then her mouth started opening and closing. Just when Ruby thought Dr. Jody Ray was going to pass out, The Psychiatrist marched over to the fish tank, grabbed the leg, and pulled it out. Pinkness dripped onto the wood floor. The Psychiatrists' already pale complexion went whiter than a snake's belly and she dropped the leg.

"Oh shit," Jody said.

Another small victory for Ruby. The Psychiatrist had finally used profanity in front of her.

"Is it real?" Ruby asked even though she knew the answer.

"It's my husband's leg," the Psychiatrist said, casually indicating a birthmark on the side of the calf.

Ruby started wishing she were home, in bed, with the covers pulled over her head. Instead, she was standing there, watching her psychiatrist vomiting. Dr. Jody Ray had evidently eaten Chinese food for lunch.

- Maggie Estep